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Would you marry me?
Absolutely!
[It took exactly three months for my loving gaze to turn bloodshot.]
[Then we fought tirelessly for three years.]
Case number 1511.
The ruling for divorce and alimony.
The defendant, Bang Dae Han, is found to have deceived his wife, Kim Sung Yoon.
And in acknowledgment to the plaintiff's request, divorce is granted.
The wife shall also keep full custody of both children.
The court orders the defendant to pay alimony in the amount of 20 million won
and continue to pay 800,000 won a month for child support.
What? Only 20 million won?
That bastard cheated on me!
And 800,000 won a month for two children? Wait a minute...
Your honor, are we living in 1988? Haven't you factored in inflation?
Plaintiff, the alimony is dependent on current income...
He's hiding a huge inheritance! He's stashed away a ton of money!
This is invalid! This is nonsense!
Invalid!
Do you know what Cinderella is left with after a divorce?
A pair of faded enamel shoes, and two kids to take care of.
Alimony that's never enough, and child support once every three months.
[Rotten Bastard]
Hey, you worthless bastard! Where's this month's child support?
How many times must I tell you to make a direct deposit? Are you deaf?
A butt that sags due to the effects of gravity.
Breasts that slump due to years of breast-feeding.
Freckles, wrinkles, and blemishes caused by ultraviolet rays.
I thought my youth would last forever, but now it's gone with the wind.
Careful, careful.
I love freedom!
You bastard!
And the prince who promised me eternity floated away like a feather.
He started cheating on me, and then he left me.
Every time I spot a see-saw on a playground, I want to destroy it!
[Representative: Han Mi Mo]
You must feel horrible.
I want to get remarried so I can get my revenge on him.
I want a man who is 100 times better than my ex-husband.
So you have two kids? Ages three and four.
Yes.
- That age needs a lot of attention. - My kids are kind and adorable.
Everyone thinks their children are adorable.
Even their stool seems lovely.
The problem is whether or not your new husband is willing to take care of them.
I don't expect very much.
I just need someone to be a father to help raise them and pay for college...
And if he's capable enough
I'd be satisfied sending my kids to study abroad in the Philippines...
if he's a man who values education.
I can prepare a clean shirt for him every morning, with a loaded breakfast table.
The cleaners can launder his clothes, and maids can take care of his chores.
That is, for a man with money.
Ah, yes.
You're currently a cosmetics salesperson in a market.
You don't have any savings, and you don't have any other assets.
Savings for retirement. Zero.
As far as being presentable?
Work is needed, but possible.
[Match Results: E-75]
Your friends encourage you, don't they?
- Assuring you you'll meet a better man. - Yes.
Don't talk to them. They're not good friends.
What?
Failure to remarry usually comes from false hopes
and success depends on lowered expectations.
Do you know why our company is named Brave Weddings?
We are completely open, we take what we need
and we make sure that our clients end up in a better marriage than before.
We ask what you have to offer to your spouse and what can you receive.
We offer a balanced give-and-take relationship.
Kim Sung Yoon, your post-divorce grade is Class E
with consideration of your transformation potential
- your attraction grade is 75%. - Oh my, the second highest class?
A, B, C, D, E. The fifth class.
You've managed your investments horribly.
Even if you were angry with your cheating husband
you should've transferred the house deed to one of your kids before divorcing.
The law is not as smart as you think it is.
You think a handsome young executive will appear to save you from your peril?
Such an executive does not exist.
Abandon your fantasies, and begin by improving yourself.
Improve?
When men remarry, they look for a beautiful woman
and when women remarry, they look for stability in a man.
Spend 30% of your income on improving yourself.
Always head to the health club after work to regain your figure.
Focus on skin care and reduce those wrinkles, freckles, and blemishes.
If a quality woman is willing to provide a clean shirt and full meals
I can find you a man who will send your kids to study in the Philippines.
You're certainly different, like the rumors say.
I feel like I can trust you.
If you head outside, you can take care of the bill associated with your class.
Thank you very much.
Oh, I've heard that you're divorced and back on the market too.
Aren't you getting remarried?
I will be soon.
I'm preparing myself for the perfect remarriage.
Oh. Thank you again.
Yes.
Do you have any more appointments?
I just finished my last morning meeting.
That's great. Let's do an interview.
An interview?
Wait a minute.
[My Mole]
Hey, I need to take this call.
Yea, Choon Ki.
Sister, it's finally here. The day you've been waiting for!
That day?
Really?
The chef is making his move.
He's cleared the dining hall until the evening shift.
The entire hall?
And I've asked the front desk
and they tell me he's prepared 3,000 roses in his special suite.
- The day has arrived. - The day's finally here.
I wanted to make sure you wear matching underwear.
Choon Ki, you're the best. Thanks.
I'll put on the killer item before I go!
Thank you!
I'm getting married.
Again?
You make it sound like it's habitual for me.
I think I'm going to get married one more time.
Did Jung Hoon ask you to marry him?
Not yet.
I've planted a mole at his work.
I think he's going to propose to me soon.
You won't know for certain until he presents you with the ring.
Who knows? You're expecting a ring, but maybe he got a brooch instead?
You don't think I know the difference between a ring and a brooch at 34?
A suite filled with 3,000 roses.
Last night, Jung Hoon appeared in my dreams.
He embraced me and said...
"Will you marry me?"
Are you sure it was Jung Hoon?
- What? - Are you sure it was him you saw?
And are you sure he asked you to marry him?
You're good at playing matchmaker
but you stink when it comes to your own relationship.
Kim Jung Hoon's been avoiding the question for two years now.
And the tabloids about him and that actress...
I told you to stop talking about the tabloids.
It's not true.
He's famous, that's all.
It's good to be suspicious. Don't get ahead of yourself.
That being said...
The interview. They're here from MassPunch.
MassPunch?
They're interviewing first generation girl groups.
They can't leave out the Angels, can they?
Of course not.
After the way we broke up?
Angels, the damn group that robbed me of my youth!
- Good work. - Yes, good work.
- Whoa, Angel Bread! - Angels!
Yes! I got Seul Ah.
I lost!
- Give it! - That belongs to me.
I need a break.
Why am I doing commercials, dramas, game shows, and movies?
- I'm only one person, you know. - Everyone wants you, I can't help it.
The company knows what you're going through.
Then they should offer me more profit share! I don't get paid enough!
If I help the needy, it might make for good news.
Hey, Goo Seul Ah.
Stop bragging. It's not like you're better than us!
Then what is it?
The company promoted you first!
All in!
When is my sexy single coming out?
Once it's released, it'll only be a matter of time.
We'll see if it's a success or if it's a bust.
You think you're sexy?
- What are you doing? - From now on
you're not going to say "success" or "failure" in front of me!
Got it, Goo Seul Ah?
If you say that again, we'll see how many of these can fit in your mouth.
We're just as uncomfortable as you are, so deal with it.
What happened to the audition for Chunhyangjeon?
Yea, about that...
We pushed for you
but that guy Lee Jae Min wanted someone else
so Seul Ah's going to play Chunhyang.
You're Hyangdan.
Hey! You didn't even go to that audition!
You're perfect for Hyangdan, so how could you hope for the lead?
You lack the proper aura.
I'm Chunhyang, you're Hyangdan.
I'm the center, and you guys are backup dancers.
I'm sorry. You guys must be suffering because of me.
Thanks to you, I'm friends with squids.
Hey!
Angels, you're up.
The story in my heart
Loving you, loving you, loving you, loving you
Until my heart stops beating
This kind of unusual excitement
I'll love you, always for you
Sometimes I'll be scared when love comes
Will we grow distant? I'm nervous when I'm alone
Is it supposed be like this?
My heart races unusually everyday
Loving you, loving you, loving you, loving you
Until this heart gets tired
Sweetly and softly
My love will always be for you
You... Are you crazy?
Can't you tell my foot from the floor?
While the rest of you are loafing around, I'm busy working!
How can a human being not lose it? Am I the Hulk?
You'd starve if it wasn't for me!
You should worship the ground I walk on!
What?
I can't take this anymore. It's either you or me today!
- Hey! - Hey, you...
I'm Jung Ah Ni from MassPunch.
Thanks for making time for me in your busy schedule.
Don't mention it.
You're interviewing girl groups from the past?
Yes. You seem to be doing better after the group disbanded.
I did some research while waiting, and your profits are second in the industry.
Is there a secret to your success?
We only focus on divorcees.
We provide matches with a system that simplifies the remarriage process.
Then I can't sign up yet. I'll have to get divorced first.
There were five members in Angels.
Goo Seul Ah is a famous actress now, and the rest...
Go Dong Mi, Hong Ae Ran.
Do you still keep in touch with them?
Of course.
Other than Goo Seul Ah, we're all good friends.
- How are you? - Hello.
Hey, pass it!
Hey, you rotten little kids!
How many times have I told you not to play basketball in the hallway?
Do I need to take away your basketball?
Teacher's blown a fuse again! Run for it!
Dong Mi is a grade school teacher.
She was born to be a teacher.
Looking good! I like your pose.
Great. Very good, very good.
Honey.
Ae Ran is managing an internet shopping mall.
I see bikini pictures of her once in a while.
How am I going to turn heads with this? Bring me something bigger!
As big as a melon!
Everyone sounds like they're doing well.
Is there a reason you only focus on divorcees?
Maybe, the two of you...
Oh, I'm on my first marriage...
I'm doing well.
My friend here is back on the market.
I'm about to remarry.
You're getting married again?
Yes, very soon. It'll happen in the next few days.
It'll be a great subject for your next article.
[Honey, Butter Steak]
[Chef Kim Jung Hoon's secret recipe for seducing women]
[Winning her over with Honey Butter Steak]
She's raving about it.
That she's getting married soon, that she's marrying someone famous.
Once she's got a ring on her finger, she's going to tell MassPunch first.
Kim Jung Hoon, that playboy, asked you to marry him?
I think it's going to happen.
Are you leaving already?
If I'm going to taste Hoon's masterpiece, I should go on an empty stomach.
You handle the afternoon appointments.
I'm going to go and prepare myself! See you!
There she is. Take the shot.
- Get a shot with the hospital. - Yes, I'm getting it...
- Why'd you bring such a big camera? - Step on it! She saw us!
- Step on what? - On the gas!
Don't look at her. Act natural.
- Did she go inside? - I think she saw us...
I can't see her from my side. Did she go inside?
She's going inside. We didn't get caught.
- Keep pressing the pedal! Step on it! - I am stepping on it!
I'm so sorry.
You should've watched where you were going.
Hurry up and go inside. I'll take care of this and follow you.
Then I'll go before I lose her.
- Go on. - Yes.
- Hey, leave your camera! - Yes.
Yes, a fender bender.
No, I'm the assault vehicle.
Look here, lady!
Oh my goodness!
What happened here? Oh my. Lady!
Why are you trying to run off after hitting my car?
I'm sorry.
- Oh my... - I'm really sorry
but I've got somewhere to be. I've left my business card...
and contacted my insurance company. They're on their way.
No, no...
What kind of apology is that?
Business card?
I don't know if you're a man or woman.
How am I supposed to believe that this is your business card?
Look here, lady.
Does it look like I'm trying to make a run for it?
I'm asking for your understanding because I've got somewhere to be.
I don't like the way you addressed me.
Lady?
Do I look like some old maid to you?
I don't put on eye cream every night so someone like you can call me lady!
I'm sorry. That was my mistake, Miss.
You... don't recognize me?
Should I know you?
- It's me. - Who?
- The Angels. - Angels?
You don't know "Always for You," by the Angels?
Angels.
Loving you, loving you.
This, this right here.
- It sounds kind of familiar. - This...
Nope, I don't know.
Weren't you around in 2003?
I was in America.
Oh, I see. You were in America.
So, you're busy?
You should get going.
Do you mind if I leave?
Go ahead.
There, there he comes. I'll talk with the insurance guy.
- I'm sorry I hit your car. - Yes...
That's not going to be so easy here in Korea...
- What, did you lose her? - No.
She went into Park Jin Tae's office. We just need a shot of her leaving.
Okay.
But what took you so long? Is your weight holding you down?
Hey, have you ever heard of the Angels?
Are you kidding me? Goo Seul Ah was an Angels member.
I think there were three or four more members.
But other than Miss Seul Ah, the rest were relatively unknown.
Oh, really?
My wonderful single life is coming to an end.
It's time for me to say goodbye. Why does this feel so heavy to me?
Of course it is. Don't you know how many carats you're holding?
It's heavy because it's like shackles to me.
Must I really get married?
I gave him an answer because of the size of the diamond
but I get scared every time I look at it.
Bang Dong Bae is great marriage material.
But, how should I put this...
He doesn't get my blood pumping.
Once you get married, your blood will start to boil.
Out of anger.
Should I back out?
Once I walk down the aisle, I can't go back.
You should remain wary.
You've got a week until your ceremony.
After the honeymoon, live together for a year before registering the marriage.
Always trust your gut instincts.
Men are crazy! Girls like you are marrying for the wrong reasons
so the Family Courts are over crowded!
Why are you so angry?
You should prepare for your meeting.
Meeting?
Grade school teachers have buyer meetings too? Workbooks?
Do you think I'd take a weekday off for something like that?
A special meeting where I'll meet 20 sexy accountants.
The participation fee is 200,000 won. She even went to the sauna this morning.
I'm going to stop by the church later.
5 p.m. today, at the Prima Hotel.
My future mate is waiting for me there.
I'm going to tell her
Let's get married
If we separate it'll be a shame
Nothing like that will happen
Without realizing
I am afraid
Kim Jung Hoon, you're mine!
No couple rings?
Don't you want people to know you're taken?
Do you like having the same things as everyone else?
This way, I'll always be close to your heart.
I love you, Han Mi Mo.
Right.
One? Two?
My womb isn't getting any younger.
The sooner the better!
I'm ready!
Ah, it's cold. I'm tired.
Honey, are you tired? You seem tired...
Hey, why are you always sleeping?
My wife's expecting soon. I've been trying to help her manage.
She should be out by now, so where is she?
I know. She's not coming out when she's supposed to, so my wife is hysterical.
You know, the feeling of constipation...
Like when you feel full, but nothing comes out.
Her irritation gets directed at me.
Hey, I know man. I know what you're going through.
- Don't lean on me, don't do it. - I'm dealing with a lot these days.
She doesn't behave like the woman I fell in love with.
I'm so tired...
Honey, get out of the way.
- Did you get it? - I got it.
Okay.
Let's go. Time to find the father.
It's freezing.
You sure are intuitive. The father is probably...
Don't celebrate just yet. Not until we get the shot.
- Let's go. - Yes, sir!
If you'd agree to marry me...
[My Heart] Oh my!
Where are you? It's noisy.
I'm listening to music in my car.
Do you remember the title of this song?
- Are you going somewhere? - I read your mind, and I'm on my way.
- Where? - Where else?
I'm heading to my prince's Noble Hotel.
What? Here? Why?
Why else? You already know why...
Hey, Han Mi Mo! You, you...
Stop right there! Stop and...
No, start by making a U-turn.
No, no... Get off the road. Get off and head straight home.
Hurry!
Why?
What, you're not prepared yet?
It's okay. I don't need everything.
Just give me the ring.
Hey, Han Mi Mo. You can't come here! Please.
I said it's okay.
There's no such thing as perfection. Am I right, Hoon?
I don't care about this or that as long as you're there for me...
Geez.
Is he mad because I found out? Well, no worries...
What's this?
What's this! [Let's break up. I'm sorry.]
Is this some kind of joke?
Jung Hoon? You're joking with me, right?
Or is it a part of your surprise?
I mean it.
Nothing more, nothing less. Let's break it off.
No, no...Why are you acting like this all of a sudden?
I was going to tell you tomorrow. But...
since you're heading here without any notice, you left me no choice.
What? No choice?
Hey, you bastard!
How could you end a two year relationship with a text message!
Han Mi Mo, it's over.
Hey!
[Han Mi Mo]
Will you marry me?
Are you trying to advertise this?
Why not a public marriage proposal?
- Isn't that enough? - We need more.
We need an undeniable shot. One that shows affection.
This isn't a photoshoot. They're not going to pose for us.
Kim Jung Hoon is the chef here. He'll show himself eventually.
The more evidence we gather, it goes from being a rumor to a fact.
Yes, my goddess.
What? Your water broke?
Yeah, all right. My goddess, I'll be right there.
- Senior, my wife's in labor. - You've got the worst timing.
Today's the day! Senior, I'll have to borrow the car.
I'm sorry.
Hey, what am I... How am I...
What did the doctor tell you? Is the child healthy?
It's healthy. Irritatingly enough.
That's a good thing, isn't it?
A good thing? Because you've got me on a leash now?
Of course.
We're going to be so happy together.
Kim Jung Hoon, you bastard, lunatic, ugly, dirty, tapeworm, filthy parasite!
Hey, who made this for you?
My dad.
Wow, your dad's a really good cook!
He's good at everything else too.
- Except one thing. - What?
Hitting on women.
Then you should give him pointers on how to hit on girls.
You're pretty popular.
I've never hit on girls before either. They're always following me around.
That's why you have no friends.
I have you.
Hurry up, we need to go to class.
I've prepared everything you love.
The mother must eat well for our baby to be healthy.
Can you watch what you say?
People are going to find out sooner or later.
Hey, isn't it amazing?
They say that when a guy becomes famous, he'll become a womanizer.
- That's so true. - That's what he's doing...
The person you have dialed is not available.
Why isn't she getting her phone?
Okay.
Sir, I apologize. We're still preparing for the evening.
I'm not here for dinner. I'm here for some afternoon tea.
Yes, afternoon tea?
You can head over to Springs over there.
- But I like the view from here. - Springs has a much better view.
- You can see the ocean from the front. - The ocean view is best from the side.
Sir, I apologize, but Seasons is still in the process of preparing.
Then go ahead and prepare. I'll get prepared to eat...
Sir.
You rotten bastard! I told you that I was on my way!
You should've fed me before sending me off with a text!
Were you so impatient that you messaged me while I was on the freeway!
Do you want some food?
Loving you, loving you
This...
Where should I eat? Should I sit between the two of you?
Or will you set up a separate table over there?
You've been cheating on me?
I don't know who was first, but it seems that you're the winner today.
If I had my way, I'd pull your hair out.
But it's not like I'm his wife or anything.
And my share of the relationship is vague.
You'd want to rip out more hair?
Goo Seul Ah?
Honey, why'd you take that off?
- You again? - What do you mean by that?
Don't make me into the assailant. I don't welcome this situation either.
Don't welcome it? That's it for you, right?
I'm about to throw up right now!
You witch!
Don't talk to Seul Ah like that. She's really precious to me.
Curse at me instead!
Hey, Kim Jung Hoon!
Why don't we find closure on a better day?
What?
Find closure on a better day?
People are starting to stare. And Seul Ah's uncomfortable!
She's the only thing you care about, isn't she?
Can't you see that my heart is torn apart?
There's no good day to break up!
Would that make this any easier?
I'm not going to hold onto a broken relationship either!
But a two-line text message is going too far, wouldn't you agree?
Bastard...
It's more about the finger than the heart...
Da Jung was right all along.
You never know until the ring is presented to you.
Why didn't you end this relationship before you started another?
It's not like breaking up is time consuming.
But this guy didn't even have a ring for me.
Dear God, please help me meet my soulmate at this historic meeting.
My demands are very simple.
A man who looks chic in just jeans and a white shirt.
Someone with rock hard abs, regardless of how much he eats.
A man who looks sexy in designer underwear.
Those are the only things I want in a man.
As I was getting dumped by my man
Dong Mi revealed her personal taste in men and prayed for one.
I told you to stop sending these! Why are you so pathetic?
I'm going to keep ignoring them, don't you know that?
Da Jung was busy fending off her husband who wants to divorce her.
Wow, what's this?
I've prepared something small.
- Isn't this too lavish? - No, not at all.
It's sparkling...
- What do you think? Isn't it nice? - Yes...
Ae Ran was nervous about entering a life-long commitment.
You've got great taste.
Just one drop.
I won't waste anymore tears on a bastard like him!
You can argue that you're acquaintances, but in the real world, this is dating.
Which one provides the most intrigue?
I was looking for a fairy tale love, but I've found a love triangle instead.
Yeah...
What's that woman doing? She's still here?
Goodbye, you bastard!
What's the matter with her? She's making me nervous.
It's a Hepburn special edition. 30 million won.
Right.
I don't care about 30 million won.
My pride is worth more than that.
But 30 million won...
I've lost my mind!
How many clients do I have to marry off in order to make 30 million won?
I must be crazy!
What's the matter with that woman?
Oh my, what am I going to do?
Where is it? My 30 million won.
Where is it?
Hey, you! Come out from there!
Someone's drowning! Is anyone...
Mister... Hey, lady! I mean miss!
My 30 million won...
Gosh, seriously... Stay right there!
Why would you go in there? Stay right there!
I'll go to you!
Stay right there! I'm coming!
Wait! I'm coming!
Where is it?
Come this way, this way!
Save me! I'm drowning!
What is he doing?
What the heck is that?
Look.
Look here! Hey, get a hold of yourself!
What am I going to do?
He's alive.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
Mommy!
How could you do that?
Getting dumped by a guy is not the end of the world!
Why did you jump into the ocean?
Anyways, you have hundreds of reasons to live!
No, I uh...
You've got to conquer your fears and live a fulfilling life!
- Yes... I... - That's how you get back at him!
I want revenge.
I'm going to find someone much prettier than my ex-wife.
Brave Weddings will help you do just that.
I want a woman who's at least 12 years younger than me, from Gangnam.
I married a woman from a different district
but I can't communicate with her.
I'm looking for a woman on my level.
I detest blood type B's. She was a B-type.
No graduates from an all-female college. She graduated one, too.
She can't like the color red, and I don't want someone who eats in bed.
I don't want a lazy woman who adds MSG in her casseroles
or blows her nose and leaves the tissues everywhere. It's disgusting.
She must know the value of money, and not spend it on every handbag.
A woman who promptly takes out the trash before the flies gather.
And she's got to clean the bathroom at least once every other day.
Finally, she needs the sense to be prim during the day and romantic at night.
It's not like you were in a bikini, how else was I supposed to interpret that?
Did it cross your mind that I was looking for something in the water?
Were you looking for a needle in a sandbox? That's ridiculous.
It was an extremely expensive needle.
Anyone would've concluded that you're either crazy or trying to end your life.
I guess I'm the crazy one for looking for a needle in the sand
but you're the one who tried to end your life.
Assess the situation before you jump into the ocean like that!
You looked like you were in danger...
I never experienced the waves during the winter before...
But why do you seem familiar to me?
That's odd...
Look here, lady!
That's right. You're the pervert.
Pervert?
Oh my, oh my. Oh my goodness!
That business card is here somewhere.
Focus on the road. I'm a reporter for MassPunch.
- A reporter? - Yes.
Then were you following me?
How much have you seen?
I wasn't planning on it, but everything.
Everything?
Is this how people report nowadays? Don't you have any sense of decency?
Why are you tracking a retired celebrity? Why do you keep stalking me?
- Look here, Miss ex-Angels. - What!
I wasn't reporting on you! We have standards.
We only follow real celebrities.
You just stumbled into the Goo Seul Ah and Kim Jung Hoon story I was after.
You don't even know what you're talking about!
Look here.
Do you want to get off in the middle of the freeway?
No.
I pulled you out of the water, and all you can do is insult me.
I'm a kind person, so I'll let it go. I'll be the bigger person.
Where do you live?
Seoul.
Do you own Seoul? Where in Seoul!
So the person who lives there...
That's me. And my front door neighbor is...
Me.
What kind of ridiculous twist of fate is this?
- I know, for the third time today. - It better not happen again.
I should pray for mercy...
How could you say such a thing?
I'm leaving to avoid anymore trouble.
Avoid trouble?
What's that about? I feel weird.
What kind of coincidence was that? Three times in one day.
You should've fed me before sending me off with a text!
You bastard!
Today's snack, 8 out of 10.
Whoa, 8.
You want me to eat that? It's for me?
You deserve it, neighbor. You pulled me out of the water and let me carpool.
I have a feeling that we shouldn't see each other again today...
-Forget it then. -Um, look...
Want to day drink with me?
It looks like you're already full.
- Have a seat. - Where...
You're supposed to drink when you get dumped.
That way you can forget everything and start all over.
So, Mr. 1502. Can you hold your liquor?
I hacked him to death.
Let me see.
Whoa, not bad!
That's a relief. If it wasn't, I would've seen a similar fate.
Where do I toss this?
Here, drink up.
Many families have dual incomes now
so we assign psychologists to monitor the kids' mental health.
Are you surprised that I'm not his homeroom teacher?
Does Tae Yong have a problem?
It's not anything in particular.
As you can see, his journal entry is unlike other boys his age.
"Who am I? Why was I born?"
He displays loneliness and grief often.
He should be writing things like "I hate homework"
..."I want to play more," or "I like someone" at his age.
This is your fault.
How else can he feel if you're always handing me divorce papers?
I made sure he doesn't notice at home. I send the papers to your office.
Tae Yong is smarter than you are. You don't think he can sense the mood?
You're the one who ruined our marriage.
Did I gamble, or did I cheat on you?
Or did I assault you?
Those aren't the only marital issues out there.
Let's live like humans again.
You just want to become a man again.
So you do understand.
I thought I'd get married again.
I failed.
Why do you want to get married so badly?
Then should I date for the rest of my life?
Marriage is an agreement sanctioned by our government.
So if it's not sanctioned, there's no marriage?
Of course not.
A significant other can always leave
but a married couple requires the government's approval for divorce.
Those meant to leave will eventually leave.
Without anyone's approval.
You drink well.
Here, have one more.
Mr. 1502, so what's your name?
My name is Song Soo Hyuk.
What about you, 1501?
Me?
Han Mi Mo.
What part of that is funny to you?
Is it because my name means beauty? Or because you don't think it fits me?
You remind me of a Han Mi Mo that I used to know.
She used to call herself Hussey or something...
Who are you?
How do you know my nickname?
- Your nickname? - Song Soo Hyuk, Song Soo Hyuk.
Interactions with you have been eerily familiar.
Song Soo Hyuk...
Maybe...
Moonlight Elementary School?
- Romeo? - Juliet?
Eyes, look your last!
Arms, take your last embrace.
Hey, "lips, the doors of breath."
And lips, the doors of breath...
Romeo rejected Juliet! He doesn't want to kiss her.
That brat!
Win! Win!
- Stop him! - Hurry up, block him!
Song Soo Hyuk!
Goal, goal!
If it were me, I'd transfer to another school.
He hated it so much that Romeo ran away right before the kiss.
Do you think anyone can play Juliet?
You need to be pretty like me if you don't want the boy to throw up!
If you played Juliet, Olivia Hussey would be appalled.
- What? - Don't you know me?
I'm the perfect Hussey!
The one who should transfer is that guy!
I'm going to expose him today!
- Hey! - Mi Mo, where are you going?
Hey! What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert?
- I wanted to check something. - Check what?
You couldn't even plant a kiss on Hussey.
I was wondering if you were really a boy.
So you are a boy. Disappointing.
Han Mi Mo, you sexually molested a minor!
After that day, I'd never leave home without a belt!
I was traumatized from the rejection! What are you going to do about that?
What about my trauma of being exposed in front of all the girls!
At that age, everyone plays naked! Skinny-dipping in the river and fishing!
Hey, after elementary school, I quit going to the woman's bathhouse!
I almost sought psychiatric help after that!
It was the most humiliating, degrading, and shameful day of my life!
You!
You saw me too...
You witnessed me getting humiliated today.
She's the only thing you care about, isn't she?
Can't you see that my heart is torn apart?
I meant nothing to him, and I felt pathetic.
You saw that.
You were humiliated in front of people you don't care about.
But I trusted that man, and I caught him proposing to another woman.
That's worse in every way.
You're here for the meeting?
- Yes. - Your name?
It's Go Dong Mi.
Right this way. It begins at 5 p.m.
I really loved him.
But it ended with two lines of text.
That bastard.
Is that so hard?
Bastard...
If you keep crying like that...
For the one I didn't do back then.
You're crazy...
Want to do one more crazy thing?
Let's do what you couldn't do today.
I've been up since 6 a.m. to meet these guys?
And I even took a day off!
Please give them a round of applause!
Dong Mi ignored one important fact.
The attractive accountants are already married
engaged to be married, or not interested in women at all.
And even the accountants that were left did not find her attractive at all.
The couple that will last the longest is...
Since she paid an entrance fee, she stuck around to finish off the wine.
And then she fell unconscious.
After drinking my first soju bomb at age 20, I discovered a brand new world.
A life led by soju bombs is one with no goodbyes or heartache.
That world always promises a happily ever after.
Ow, that hurt...
Hello.
Did you use my social security number yesterday?
Huh?
You registered as soon as he proposed? Before he has a chance to run away?
Register for what?
- For marriage! - Marriage registration?
Hey, do you know what that bastard did to me yesterday?
He didn't have a ring prepared for me...
Huh?
Then what was that call about yesterday?
What's this?
Congratulations on being a married man again. I hope you're happy.
That's me. What did you send me?
Hey, Goo Hae Joon.
What is this? Why am I kissing my neighbor?
Neighbor? She's your wife.
As of yesterday, you've tied the knot.
What? My wife?
Why do I have such a childish ring on my finger?
Didn't you see the marriage registration? You guys wanted me to stand witness.
Want to do one more crazy thing?
Let's do what you couldn't do today.
Let's get married.
- Would you marry me? - Absolutely!
[Marriage Certificate]
In my eyes you are so pretty, you're kissable
How amazing girl you are
In my eyes, you are so crazy lovable
How amazing girl you are
What do you mean you're married? You've been seeing someone?
Hello. I'm Han Mi Mo.
I'm Goo Hae Joon.
Why did you take your gown off for her?
Do you see her as a woman, and not as a patient?
I'm facing divorce court.
I'm going to end my engagement today.
I want to kiss!
Honey.
Wifey. What should we do now?
Can you handle it? I might be a little rough.
I like it rough.